younggirlandthesea:

I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.

(via gay-bacon-strips)

hippofoliage:

hippofoliage:

what do you call two giraffes that collide

a giraffic accident 

follow for more giraffe related humor

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time2procrastinate:

Last night I had a dream that Drake and I released a rap about Twelfth Night, my favorite Shakespearian play.

(Source: chrrycola, via justsweeneytodd)

misha-collins-minion:

dewdrops-on-roses:

waywardturtle:

Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

 #SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

^that tag

I think it’s time for a game of

(Source: moneyisnotimportant, via gay-bacon-strips)

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

(via gay-bacon-strips)

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

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i-am-of-asgard:

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

(Source: blindguymcsqueezie, via gay-bacon-strips)

mythoughtseternalized:

once-upon-a-webblog-dreary:

deanisanactualprincess:

lucy—pher:

meltingpenguins:

qwertylady:

colourmeastonished:

fortheloveofemrys:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor

bella swan is just an awful character

^^ HERE HERE.

My friend and I have a conspiracy theory, which is that KS read the books, realised Bella has no emotions and is an utterly flat, unobtervant and dull character…and acted her perfectly canonically.

Also, yes, she looks so different here. It’s amazing.

I think that’s actually a fact. well, that and a good, healthy dose of ‘no one hates twilight as much as the cast’

hOLY MOTHER OF

Holy SHIT that’s Kristen Stewart? Damn. Gotta reevaluate some things.

i have been saying this for years.

Kristen Stewart is a good actress. Bella Swan is just poorly written.

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starkidsuniteforever:

Miss Explorer!

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